haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
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can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
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giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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I FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILLSTUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE F OUT
YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN.
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